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Ensured Death By Death Note

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Ways to make the Death Note cast want to murder you



L.


Run over to L and say, “Omigosh, I have the same jeans!” Then begin to rant on how you should meet your friend who owns a similar pair of jeans..


In front of the task force,ask if his relationship with Light will interfere with his professional life. Make sure that L thinks he's talking about friendship and that everyone else thinks...otherwise.


Ask about his blood sugar.


Buy him a pair of frilly pink pants and tell him that it will get him lots of friends.


If L actually listens to number 4, take him out somewhere public and pretend to be surprised that no one else is wearing these pants.



Light.



Take a bag of potato chips and yell in Light’s ear, “I’ll take a potato chip- and EAT IT!” every time he tries to talk.


Cut out a picture of Light, Misa and Matsuda, and use them like action figures on his desk while he tries to write in the death note. Make the Misa cut-out slap Light, then go get Married with Matsuda, and then make the Matsuda picture kill his.


Ask him what his last name is backwards.

Rat him out to L. This one works.

When he starts to work on the Kira case, buy him a fake mustache, a pair of glasses and a blazer. When he asks why reply with something about him being just like da-da. Then coo and pinch his cheeks.



Ryuk.



Confine Ryuk to one room without apples for a long time, then when he seems like he’s about to commit suicide, push him over the edge by teasingly eating apples as he watches.

Ask Ryuk if he and Kisame are related.


Ask Ryuk if he's ever dated a doctor. When he replies no, run off proclaiming, "So the saying is true!"


Put Ryuk on a blind date with Rem.


Ask Ryuk if he knows who Kira is.



Rem.



Quiestion Rem on her opinion of dust, then don't tell her why.

Tell Rem that since she killed L, thousands of rabid fan girls are going to come to her house and harass her.


Ask her if, hypothetically, if someone were to make a live action movie with her in it if she'd want to be voiced by a male or a female.

Pretend she's one of Misa's fangirls.


Remind her that both of the people she’s trying to protect aren’t single-- they’re actually dating each other.



Misa.



Start cracking dumb blond jokes around Misa.


Put on a blonde wig and go around in your panties (even you guys, we know you own them) pretending to be Misa, specifically blabbering on about Light and talking in third person, while she’s in the room.


If she complains about Light not paying attention to her, console her with this remark: "Oh, nonsense. He loves your eyes. Wait, you don't have shinigami eyes. Ohhhh. Yeah. He love Mikami's eyes. Continue."


E-mail her LightXTakada fanart.


Explain to her that since she did the eye trade twice, even if she had originally lived to 100 she would only now live until 25, and Light probably wouldn’t have even married her yet before she dies.



Mello.



Whenever Mello comes up with an idea reply: "near said that yesterday."

Tell Mello that Dora would like her hair style back.


Eat his chocolate and then torture him by leaving empty chocolate wrappers around his home.


Eat his chocolate, then leave filled chocolate wrappers around his home-- filled with cardboard.

Poke him every time he starts eating chocolate, and tell him that he’s gonna get FAT.



Near.



Ask Near if he’s the seme or uke. When he starts talking go, “Aww, little seme!!!” When he tries to explain say, “Oh, you’re the uke?” If he tries to continue say, “Aww the uke is studdering!” Interupt everything he says with yoai comments.


Go over to Near and stomp on his foot. When he says, “Ow!” or expresses emotion in any way, gasp and call all of your friends to tell them Near has emotions, use the phrases, “I KNOW!” and “OH EHM GEE” along with  “LIIKE OMIGOSH!” throughout he whole conversation.


Look at Near’s Kira case data, then tell him that L is ashamed.


When Near enters the room chant, “There was a farmer had a farm E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm he had a Near, with a, ‘N, N’ here and a, ‘N, N’ there, here an, ‘N’ there an, ‘N’ everywhere an, ‘N, N.’”


When he starts playing dolls, make the Mello and Near dolls kiss.



Matt.



Whenever Matt enters the room yell, “I FOUND WALDO!!”


Ask him if he thinks 12 panels is enough.

Put a pretzel in your mouth, wear a striped shirt and goggles, and go around trying to lack character development. While puffing on your pretzel.


Dress up as Matt, then go over to Mello and say, “YES! I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY!” every time Mello tries to talk. Make sure Matt sees you.


Still dressed as Matt, write the letters OOC on your forehead and then use every personality you can come up with throughout the day. At night, look in the mirror and mumble "Well I guess there is no OOC since there was never any C to begin with."



Matsuda.



Make him an account on Match.com.

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Ask him if Kira would make a good brother-in-law.

Tell Matsuda that you would like to see the Matsui show.


Whenever Matsuda and Light are in the room and Light goes to check his watch, take out a water pistol and yell, “BANG BANG” and then run to the other side of the room pretending to be Light and yell, “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR SHOOTING AT! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR RETRIEVING COFFEE!!” Then run back over pretending to be Matsuda and yell, “You drove your father to his death!” And then pretend to start crying, “AND NOW I’LL NEVER BRIBE HIM TO LET ME MARRY SAYU!” then go over to Light’s side of the room and start yelling, “SHOOOOOT THEEEEEM” until one or the other takes away your water pistol.


Ask Matsuda if he can get you a seat at Misa’s photo shoot.


Whenever he enters a room laugh and stage whisper the words "Doughnut boy."



Mikami.



Whenever Mikami comes into the room just start mindlessly screaming.

Tell Mikami that Light used him for his eyes.


Knock all of his belongings out of the particular order that they're in.

When he’s writing in the death note, take out a piece of paper and write with him, while repeatedly saying, “Eliminate” over and over again.


Watch "Obsessed" with him.

General.



Put all the death note characters in one room, then tell them it’s a make out party. Pair everyone up, and when you run out of girls, pair L and Light, and Matt, Near and Mello together.

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Introduce them all to fanfiction.net.

Introduce them all to livejournal.

Make them cosplay as eachother.

Favorite this deviation.

I like how this came out :)

I'm sorry if this sounds alot like the 101 ways to annoy deathnote, but I tried to make this as original as possible.

I haven't even seen most of these characters in the manga yet :XD: so far my favorites are Mello, Near and Matsuda :D Who doesn't love matsuda? He's just like Matt,so easy to manipulate that you can change his personality :XD:

please leave a comment for me :heart:
EDIT:
Thanks for all the favorites. I've cleaned it up a bit, hope that's okay.
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